Spatulent 

When you have a spatula up your ass

sorry guys, I'm kinda spatulent at the moment...

Spatulent by Coocoomunga August 7, 2011

Splatulence 

When you cum and fart at the same time

Jane thinks splatulence is sexy as fuck.

Splatulence by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Spattention 

Attention, Space, Want, Need, Distance, Separate, Attentive

“I need a little bit of spattention in order for us to have a healthy relationship.”

“If you want to know if I need spattention just ask me.”

Spattention by Write Me April 11, 2020

spatulatin 

1.The act of hitting an ugly ass bitch in the face with a spatula.

2. See spatulating.

1. That chick is so ugly she needs some severe spatulatin' done to her...shit.

spatulatin by Enron January 3, 2005

spatuless 

when you wake up to make yourself some scrumptious early morning morsel to break your fast, and after some preparation are befuddled to find that you are without spatula! THE GODS BE DAMNED!!!

Broskie-Broheim: Bro, you tryna cook some eggs right quick up in thiis bitch?
Daniel Ibronez: Nah bro, we spatuless as a motherfucker

spatuless by wulfroyce January 6, 2011

Spatule 

A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!

"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"

Spatule by DMoore2793 April 4, 2015