Kragen 

(n) A sweet ass person known to the general public as Negark. Everyone wishes they were him, and he makes all the girls say "heyyyy." He is allergic to cats and enjoys drinking crown royal. If you have had the honor of meeting this person you will know he is amazing.

That guy is almost as hot as Kragen.

Kragen by Nosidammmmm April 4, 2011

Kragen 

That one person who loves to joke around with his friends and likes Soviet Russia memes. He will help his friends during trouble. He is the nicest person you will meet. He is very quiet, but when you get to know him you will realize he is a great talk talkative person.

Dang. Kragen like those soviet memes.

Kragen by Mysterious7939 March 7, 2020

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.

Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

Seattle Kraken by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020

Kaagen 

Often mistaken as a dork, the sweetest person you will ever meet. Someone that would make an amazing mate and hubby. May act like a toughie but under his swoopy brown hair and huge muscles is a big heart. Insanely smart and the most hardworking person you will ever meet. Has the prettiest blue eyes. Reacts negatively to sarcasm but has the ability to make you smile and laugh and feel like the most important person in the world.

Kaagen? You mean epic awesomeness?!

Kaagen by tabbyj March 14, 2012

Krapen 

Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.

Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!

Krapen by 5holycows January 10, 2013

Kragnor 

Kragnor, The God of Thespians. Creator of heaven, thespians and all things drama. One in the trinity of actor, director and back stage crew.

Praise Kragnor for he hath blessed us!

Kragnor has hallowed this sacred production.

Have you repented to Kragnor today? If you don't you will forget your lines...

Kragnor by prophetofkragnor June 5, 2010

Krakend 

Intoxicated by alcohol and have passed out hugging a toilet.

Last night you drank so much rum you were Krakend.

Krakend by bookworm February 28, 2015