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Fornicula 

A combination descriptive term derived from the words "fornicate" and "formula" used to describe a type of literature (usually of a romantic or sensual theme) that relies unnecessarily on coarse words, modernly stereotypical character development and repetition of limited terminology throughout erotic passages. Basically, an uninspired style of grinding out predictable porn under the guise of modern and/or kick-ass romantic literature.

Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.

Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.

Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.

Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
Fornicula by redPooka April 2, 2011
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fornipulation 

Fornipulation means to formulate a strategy to manipulate another person into fornication, usually done by a married person pretending to be single.
The married playboy was strategizing fornipulation with the new hire, so when he asked her on a date he told her he was single.

follicular trypophobia 

The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head
Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?

"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.
Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

fornobulate 

using phony made up words to confuse and annoy egotistical people with big vocabularies

In college there was a guy in our dorm who tried to impress everyone with his large vocabulary. I got my friends to start using this made up word "fornobulate" to confuse him. We always used it in a different context so he never could guess the meaning. It drove him crazy. When he finally asked me what it meant, I said, "Get a dictionary and look it up, Mr. Vocab." He came back and said it wasn't in Websters. I replied, "What? You can't spell?" So 30 years later I officially give "fornobulate" a meaning!
If a friend tries to impress you with his large vocabulary, fornobulate him!

The fornobulation process used on the egotistical nerd was successful.
fornobulate by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

farticulation 

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.
While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.

fornicatable 

Damn, he's fornicatable!