accessory kid

1. A child conceived or adopted because it is considered the fashionable or chic thing to do.
2. A child looked upon as a status symbol by the parent.
Bradgelina are looking to get their next accessory kid from China.

She wanted an accessory kid to go along with her trophy husband.
by redPooka April 08, 2013
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Galceps

Derived from the word "gal", as in woman and the terms, "biceps" and "triceps".

Any defined muscles on a man located above the naval that have been purposely removed of hair, leaving a smooth appearance similar to a woman's legs after shaving or waxing.
He'd be sexy if it weren't for those silly galceps.

Why are all the Romance covers plastered with galceps?
by redPooka April 03, 2011
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Fornicula

A combination descriptive term derived from the words "fornicate" and "formula" used to describe a type of literature (usually of a romantic or sensual theme) that relies unnecessarily on coarse words, modernly stereotypical character development and repetition of limited terminology throughout erotic passages. Basically, an uninspired style of grinding out predictable porn under the guise of modern and/or kick-ass romantic literature.

Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.

Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.

Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.

Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
by redPooka March 17, 2011
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Bidencuse

(noun)

To justify a failure by blaming somebody else.

(verb)
A person who is a sorrowful example of something.
(noun) He bidencused his conviction for robbery on witness testimony.

(verb) She's a fine bidencuse of a girlfriend!
by redPooka June 20, 2022
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Tripped into the lifeboat

A descriptive phrase meaning when a person offers a fictional account of an unlikely accident to excuse a huge real-life blunder or to cover up an act of pure cowardice.
The Captain would have stayed behind with the sinking ship if he hadn't tripped into the lifeboat.

The ER staff really tripped into the lifeboat with the patient.

He tripped into the lifeboat on that decision.
by redPooka January 20, 2012
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Dianic drone

A compound term derived from the words Dianic and drone

A male who is subservient to Dianic feminist ideals or platforms, and subsequently voices disparagingly generalities about his own gender.
Our Dianic drone neighbor had a spaz attack when my husband asked me to make coffee.

She really has her Dianic drone well-trained.
by redPooka September 02, 2012
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neighborhood soundbyte

1. An individual who stands outside their home talking loud enough that everyone in the neighborhood has to hear their conversation. 2. An individual who knowingly rants their opinions and views loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
We were kept up half the night by the neighborhood soundbyte.

The neighborhood soundbyte keeps us abreast of the town gossip, whether we want to hear it or not.

The neighborhood soundbyte is foaming at the mouth again.
by redPooka January 25, 2012
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