Mantenance 

Any form of male grooming.

"Yo dude, I gotta run. Gonna do some mantenance. Gotta be tough on the scruff!"

Mantenance by joshinatorg January 29, 2009

mantenance 

A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.

Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.

She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.

mantenance by zerokos December 15, 2009

mantenance 

1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.

2) The antidote for the random public boner.

Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.

Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.

mantenance by mantenance March 26, 2011

crowbar maintenance 

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.

"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."

crowbar maintenance by tdog59 July 15, 2009

Maintenance Wank

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.

Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."

Maintenance Wank by Zima69err July 13, 2016

Maintenance Cocktail 

Spirits generally mixed with some sort of fruit juice and normally consumed in the late morning and/or early afternoon to help alleviate a particularly nasty hangover. Standard versions include Vodka/Cranberry, Screwdrivers, left over Hard Seltzers, and of course the Danimal. Also known as a Breakfast Cocktail when in Maui, a Maintenance Cocktail is essential for anyone who needs to rally and is eager to start working on the next day’s hangover.

Dave: Woof, I think we went a little overboard on the Peach Daiquiris last night..

Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.

Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.

Maintenance Cocktail by Falcon Thunder Fist March 24, 2022

Shaft Maintenance 

When you got to clear the weeds, release some finely aged fluids, wax and lube up the shaft.

Person A: Hey bro you free tomorrow?
Person B: Naw bro I got shaft maintenance!

Shaft Maintenance by Bosancheros September 14, 2016