ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

ass-handing by Allah February 2, 2005

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Ass Hanging Out Bitches

1. MHFH awesome players who wear thongs allowing their asses to hang out while being bitchy to one another.
2. Girls who let their ass hang out while bitching about their lives.

At the MHFH sleepover one of the girls was wearing extremly short shorts which allowed her ass to hang out while she was bitching at me for leaving her stuff down stairs. She is such an Ass hanging out Bitches.

Ass Hanging Out Bitches by MHFH Goalie September 22, 2010

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hanging ass

When you're far behind the rest of your squad as you walk through the hometown.

"Where did Tommy go?" "Oh, he's just hanging ass back there." "Well, I guess he won't be there when we tongue punch his Mom's fart box and shit on her nightstand."

hanging ass by Strawberry Shortkake May 31, 2018

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Hanging my ass out the window

1. Doing nothing. 2. Chilling out. 3. Lounging around.

Brad: Hey Dude what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, just hanging my ass out the window.

Hanging my ass out the window by CaptainBigO January 16, 2006

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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