Shufflefuck 

Person who is annoyingly goofy but is truely loved.

"YOUR A SHUFFLEFUCK"

Shufflefuck by Shufflefuck May 14, 2016

shuffluck 

When you set your iTunes or iPod to shuffle mode, any by sheer luck, you get a group of good songs. When you actually find the song you want on your iPod Shuffle just by skipping to the next song.

I was trying to show Judy the new Job for a Cowboy song on my iPod Shuffle, with some shuffluck I found it in only two clicks.

shuffluck by TranscendTheIllusion January 6, 2010

Shufflecock 

1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.

Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."

Shufflecock by BigRed20 June 23, 2007

Shuttlefucker 

One who has sex, or wishes to have sex, with the Space Shuttle.

That shuttlefucker is sticking his penis in the fore steering thruster exhaust port again.

Shuttlefucker by 3-I July 17, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

Having sex with the Space Shuttle.

"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."

Shuttlefucking by 3-I July 20, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.

1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."

Shuttlefucking by HerrM October 1, 2009

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

hufflefucked by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018