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The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".
A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

off the charts 

Adj. Extrodinarily out of the norm; beyond expectation; top of the line.
His new car was off the charts!
off the charts by kingborn360 August 7, 2006

Charts Monkey 

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.
That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.
Charts Monkey by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

Chiaroscuro 

Italian for light and dark dramatic use of contrasts of light and shade.
That painting has great use of chiaroscuro.
Chiaroscuro by Artistic_person August 13, 2005
Adj- Origin: (Introduced in the streets of Renton Washingont) Short for "Off the Charts". An Adjective describing something extremely good, better or awesomer than anything else in it's comparable chart.
"OMG, that 64 Impala is sooooo charts" "Dude, I am charts at Madden, I will crush you" "Can you believe how charts that girl at Couloon Beach was?"
charts by Pkay May 23, 2006
(adjective) exceptionally good; something that transcends a traditional ranking system; short for "off the charts"
That strippers face was buckled, but her boobs were charts.
charts by italkart May 9, 2006