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Cockronaut 

A cockroach astronaut.

Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments
The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.
Cockronaut by mohwu August 2, 2008

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmoney 

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
Cockmoney by niteass February 4, 2010

cockmonster 

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003

cockmonus 

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.
"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."
cockmonus by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010

Cockmodity 

A sexually attractive man that gets around. Word splice between 'Cock' and 'Commodity'.
Girl: I was at this party the other day and I hooked up with Pat!!

Boy: Holy shit, he's a total cockmodity!
Cockmodity by Douche #1 May 13, 2016