A four hour work day, because one is too lazy and retarded to complete an eight hour work day.
Well Randy, I think I'm going to pull a schellhase today. I wouldn't want to tire myself, for I have a long night of granny 500's and Jersey Hot Pockets to engage in.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.