Netbook 

A small inexpensive laptop lacking an optical drive and usually has a screen size of 10 -12 inches. Most of them have a cheap Intel Atom processor who's speed rivals that of a quadriplegic turtle. Usually used by college students as an inexpensive way to view pr0n.

Netbooks are only for small tasks like browsing the internet (as it's name implies.)

Netbook by unixmahboi December 17, 2010

Netbook 

An extremely small, highly portable laptop used primarily for surfing the Internet.

I take my netbook to school instead of my laptop because it is smaller.

Netbook by whos-it whats-it March 29, 2009

netbook 

A small notebook computer designed to be ultra-portable. Extremely lightweight, power friendly, and also very affordable.

Netbooks, however, are usually very weak when it comes to computing power.

Him: Dude, I just got this netbook for 300 bucks!
Her: I hope you like running Linux on a 7-inch screen.

netbook by pwn247 January 3, 2009

netbook 

A small laptop made back in early 2000

The letters claim that the term netbook is trademarked by the firm that produced the Psion netBook in the early 2000’s.

netbook by outlaw1984 January 16, 2009

Netbook 

Netbooks are old tiny computer only used for web use. Modern Equivalence is Chromebooks. Intel inside just doesn't tell you which one wonder why

Netbooks are awful.

Netbook by sssdaad November 12, 2023

Negbooker 

A person who constantly posts negative, angry, sad, or cries for help as their Facebook updates. They are the "Debbie Downers" of Facebook friends. These people use their emotional distress to gain attention from the "facebook parents" of the world.

John is such a negbooker I want to delete him because his posts are always so depressing!

Whats on your mind? Negbooker
-Why is life such a bitch all the time?

-The sun is shining and everyone seems so great but my life is jacked up and I really want one of you happy people to stop grinning and listen to how terrible my life has been this week!

-I hate this town!

-My girlfriend is a bitch just like every girl I date!

Negbooker by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010

notbooked 

When girl tries to make a guy be emotional by making him watch The Notebook, but it utterly fails because the film is incredibly predictable with a single sad thing which it milks to death. Frankly there are many much sadder films out there.

My girlfriend tried to make me open up my feelings by getting me to watch The Notebook, but that shit didn't work on me, i was completely Notbooked.

notbooked by voodoo_mongrel July 28, 2009