6 definitions by MaryOnegative
A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010
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Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"
by MaryOnegative May 30, 2014
Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for you. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"
by MaryOnegative May 30, 2014
A person who constantly posts negative, angry, sad, or cries for help as their Facebook updates. They are the "Debbie Downers" of Facebook friends. These people use their emotional distress to gain attention from the "facebook parents" of the world.
John is such a negbooker I want to delete him because his posts are always so depressing!
Whats on your mind? Negbooker
-Why is life such a bitch all the time?
-The sun is shining and everyone seems so great but my life is jacked up and I really want one of you happy people to stop grinning and listen to how terrible my life has been this week!
-I hate this town!
-My girlfriend is a bitch just like every girl I date!
Whats on your mind? Negbooker
-Why is life such a bitch all the time?
-The sun is shining and everyone seems so great but my life is jacked up and I really want one of you happy people to stop grinning and listen to how terrible my life has been this week!
-I hate this town!
-My girlfriend is a bitch just like every girl I date!
by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010