nutzle 

half nut, half pretzel; an entirely insane individual.

they have a whole wing in the hospital for nutzles.

nutzle by petitsarahhh November 25, 2010

Nuttler 

Someone that nuts three times or more in one night, either in discovery or out of pure depression.

He became a "Nuttler" after nutting three times at three A.M.

Nuttler by 1800defined October 14, 2018

rawr xd *nuzzles chu* 

1. What edgy teens say.
2. Pure cringe.
3. Just don't say it.

Person 1: Rawr xd *nuzzles chu*
Person 2: Rawwwrrr nuzzies!!! uwu

rawr xd *nuzzles chu* by Neko Nya~ November 5, 2017

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm 

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

The word "rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm" is described as a meme

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm by fkoffjanet March 13, 2019

Nutzen YerMouf 

Guy with nothing better to do than to make up Urban Dictionary words.

Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"

I am nutzen yermouf.

Nutzen YerMouf by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

nutless 

Not in posession of ones male reproductive organs. This does not include the penis as it is merely a delivery device.

After Brads bull riding accident, he became nutless.

nutless by Snot416 August 1, 2007

nutless monkey 

noun: someone with no particular skill.

The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."

nutless monkey by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013