Where do I even start on this one.... Claus is
DA FLIPPING MAN OF GOD. He is also the most random
person that exists nowadays. Here is how it all began: Claus decided to leave his non-random followers, and here is how it went:
Follower #1: Where is Claus?
Follower #
2: He is flying into outer space.
Follower #1: WHAT? He bought a rocket?
Follower #2: No, he's been building one.
(I love you if you get the reference)
And that is how how Claus took his two wives, his
children and his goat Clausishia and flew away. After countless nights he reached a very random looking planet in the Milky Way. The Clasanian
family landed there and realised that it was a very random
country with very random people living there. Since Claus is basically a millionaire, he built somewhere around 400000 bridges there so that everyone would have a place to stay. He sold his rocket and bought a bunch of cardboard boxes for his
family. That very same
day, the Clausanian
family got robbed and were left with nothing. And that is how they ended up living under the Clausanian bridges. However, the people found Claus attractive, and made him their CEO. Claus named the planet after him, and it became the Random Land Of Clausania. And that is how Claus became CLAUS-THE-RANDOM-MAN-OF-GOD.
