hoof

A popular porn star's deformed foot.

WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.

by OT November 15, 2004

Hoof

Slag word created in Hamilton New Zealand to show a sign of honesty

sort for Honest on our friendship.

said: Hoof

origin: New Zealand

Me : Bro! the other day i found $20 on the ground!

Friend: What?! Hoof?

me: Yea! HOOF!

by KennyNZ June 17, 2013

hoof

The intensity and length of smoking time of the cloud. It gives the decision and committment of the sesh time one will partake in; whether it be short (puff) or long (hoof). The longer the hoof the more thrilling the time will be.

“I’m keen for a mad hoof this sesh.”
“What you guys been upto?” “Just hoofin.”
“Yeah Sheila loves a hoof”

by HOOFDADDY June 14, 2018

Hoof

The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.

Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!

Guy 2: What? How can you tell?

Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!

by Nearchow May 6, 2012

Hoof

The process of eating food really fast

At dinner time I hoofed my spag bol In less than 2 minutes

by hoofer88 January 11, 2020

hoof

To floor it in a vehicle. Usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.

"When I get to that road in my Range Rover I always hoof it"

by DXB09 August 12, 2009

hoof

walk

Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.

by tk August 3, 2002