dyslextext
The condition or act of answering texts in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.
To Friend: Hey wanna hangout Tuesday night?
From Friend: Sure what time?
From Friend: Btw how's the new job?
To Friend: Job is pretty cool so far. Can you go Tuesday?
From Friend: I already told you I could go out! Didn't you get my reply?
To Friend: Sorry...I've got dyslextext.
From Friend: Sure what time?
From Friend: Btw how's the new job?
To Friend: Job is pretty cool so far. Can you go Tuesday?
From Friend: I already told you I could go out! Didn't you get my reply?
To Friend: Sorry...I've got dyslextext.
dyslextext by yowaldo May 24, 2010
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