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dyslextext

The condition or act of answering texts in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.
To Friend: Hey wanna hangout Tuesday night?

From Friend: Sure what time?

From Friend: Btw how's the new job?

To Friend: Job is pretty cool so far. Can you go Tuesday?

From Friend: I already told you I could go out! Didn't you get my reply?

To Friend: Sorry...I've got dyslextext.
by yowaldo May 24, 2010
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dyslexidexterous

Possessing the inability to distinguish your right hand from your left and vice versa.
Tommy always looks retarded during the national anthem because he is dyslexidexterous.
by theITguy February 26, 2011
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