mastersoning

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

mastersoning by Franksgizz March 27, 2015

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masterooping

masturbating while you take a poop.

one day i was sitting on the toilet masterooping.

masterooping by chief121692 November 18, 2010

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mastersoning • masterconing • masterooping

masterconing

Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone

I was with my misses last night and she caught me Masterconing On the toilet watching midget porn

masterconing by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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