The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.
"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."
A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced
You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow
"At least it was finality when Jim said he doesn't want to stay together because I won't put out. My last boyfriend just drifted off and never told me what the problem was."
Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.
REALLY terrible band in Texas; worst vocals ever, will make you claw your ears out. Hott bassist though. Shitty singer and crappy guitarist formed 'Crimsonia' if you can even call that a band.
'Why are my ears bleeding again?'
'Oh, I guess you've heard Finality's new shit.'
'Atleast you got the 'shit' part correct.'