A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the
morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to
pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his
car for
change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and
go already.
"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes
later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling
buffoon" says, "oh, I have to
call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.