1. Adjectives include words like quick, brown, and lazy, but does not include names of products, groups, or corporations which you dislike.
2. "I just ate a pasta that tasted like shit. It was so McDonald'
s! Get it? McDonald'
s tastes like shit so I turned it into an adjective describing the pasta which also tastes like shit!"
"Dude, that
joke is so Family Circus. HAHAHAH! I turned Family Circus into an adjective to describe your unfunny
joke! Hot damn, I'm clever."
"
Don't you mean to
say 'Hot damn, I'm not
Bush'?"
"No, because then someone would think I was stating that I'm not
Bush, which, although true, does not show off the cleverness of turning famous proper nouns into adjectives for the hundredth time."
"Oops, I guess my advice was Tom Green."
"Man, we wish we were Kurt Cobain."