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Third-Hole 

v., the act of farting while simultaneously shot-gunning a beer. The mouth of the can is hole number 1, the "shot-gun" hole that you puncture in the can is hole number 2, and the fart makes your asshole the "third hole." This leads to the highest possible rate of beer ingestion during the shot-gun due to overcoming the vacuum of the can and your intestines simultaneously. May lead to defecation, aka the "Third Hole Bogey."
"How did you down that beer so fast?"

"I Third-Hole it every time, bro.

The Third Hole

1st hole is the vagina, 2nd hole is the anus, 3rd hole is... you know what I mean.
-I fucked Stacy in The Third Hole.
-Wow Isn't that illegal in some states?
The Third Hole by TigerWoodsPornStar November 14, 2018

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026