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draftsturbate 

Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate
draftsturbate by hammshag August 13, 2010

dreamasterbate 

I saw Dave dreamasterbate last night. It must have been a hot dream.

dramasturbation 

.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.
"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".
dramasturbation by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009

Demasturbate 

To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.
Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.

Guy 3: What the fuck man?
Demasturbate by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017

Dramasturbating 

The action of masturbating to an opera, at an opera, or while playing in an opera.
Child in the Crowd at an Opera: Mommy, whats he doing?
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!

Demasturbate 

Putting the cum back into a person’s sexual organ
“Jimmy what are you doing?” Jimmy proceeded to do as the definition above states to Steve “I am going to Demasturbate you Jimmy”