Kwitchee

heinous mispronunciation of the word quiche and nickname of a French food obsessed woman who shows affection by inserting cookies into her chronically constipated boyfriend's anus

Kwitchee must really love me, I woke up with chocolate chips in my boxers. No Metamucil for me today!

Kwitchee by Kwitchee March 6, 2010

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Kwitcherbitchin

White Trash way to say "Shut up" when your wife is nagging.

"FRANK! When are ya gonna fix the pipes?? AND you need to find a job!"

"Kwitcherbitchin and git me a beer, woman!!!"

Kwitcherbitchin by Kyle Fournier May 30, 2003

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Kitchee

Best football team in Hong Kong and Asian history. They are the first time to win 3 Hong Kong premier league titles and 2 times AFC Cup Semifinalist.

Big Head (Oncc TV commentator: Which team do u think will win this Asia Champions League final, Kitchee or Guangzhou Evergrande?
Chu Chi Kwong: Surely Kitchee, Guangzhou Evergrande is trash and Kitchee has beaten Guangzhou Evergrande 11:0 before so I believe of the best clubs in Asia, Kitchee can easily beat Guangzhou Evergrande.

Kitchee by freehkfuckchina January 12, 2021

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kwitcherbellyakin

another way to say: shut up and stop whining.

Kwitcherbellyakin and go buy me s'more beer!

kwitcherbellyakin by Source This January 9, 2005

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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