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Kwitchee 

heinous mispronunciation of the word quiche and nickname of a French food obsessed woman who shows affection by inserting cookies into her chronically constipated boyfriend's anus
Kwitchee must really love me, I woke up with chocolate chips in my boxers. No Metamucil for me today!
Kwitchee by Kwitchee March 6, 2010
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Kwitcherbitchin 

White Trash way to say "Shut up" when your wife is nagging.
"FRANK! When are ya gonna fix the pipes?? AND you need to find a job!"

"Kwitcherbitchin and git me a beer, woman!!!"
Best football team in Hong Kong and Asian history. They are the first time to win 3 Hong Kong premier league titles and 2 times AFC Cup Semifinalist.
Big Head (Oncc TV commentator: Which team do u think will win this Asia Champions League final, Kitchee or Guangzhou Evergrande?
Chu Chi Kwong: Surely Kitchee, Guangzhou Evergrande is trash and Kitchee has beaten Guangzhou Evergrande 11:0 before so I believe of the best clubs in Asia, Kitchee can easily beat Guangzhou Evergrande.
Kitchee by freehkfuckchina January 12, 2021

kwitcherbellyakin 

another way to say: shut up and stop whining.
Kwitcherbellyakin and go buy me s'more beer!
kwitcherbellyakin by Source This January 9, 2005
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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