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cookie jar

aka "cj", "cookie"

a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement
I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.
by kwitchee March 6, 2010
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Kwitchee

heinous mispronunciation of the word quiche and nickname of a French food obsessed woman who shows affection by inserting cookies into her chronically constipated boyfriend's anus
Kwitchee must really love me, I woke up with chocolate chips in my boxers. No Metamucil for me today!
by Kwitchee March 6, 2010
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