drunkubus

An individual who derives power and gratification from getting other people outrageously drunk.

James: Are those people taking a fourteenth shot?
Ahmaud: Yeah, Chelsea convinced them all to do it. She's a real drunkubus.

drunkubus by Mister Four February 25, 2010

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Drunkupuncture

Taking a sip from a drink and accidently sticking the tiny straw from the cocktail in your cheek, nostril, etc. due to intoxication.

Last night when I was at the bar talking to that hot guy, I was so wasted I think I did drunkupuncture to my nose.

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Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.

Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.

drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

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Hiccups caused by the consumption of alcohol occurring while an individual is intoxicated.

I saw Katie last night and she had the worst case of drunkups after going out drinking.

drunkups by Chapel Hill October 20, 2008

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WHEN YOU FEEL TWICE AS FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK WHILE POUNDING BOOZE

I'VE BEEN MOWING AND CRUSHING BEERS ALL DAY BABE....I'M TOO DRUNKSAUSTED FOR SEX

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Really super deep discussions had under heavy influence of alcohol, usually where revelations are had that are not to be remembered the next day.

"Do you remember those things we talked about last night?", "Nope, too bad they were drunkscussions..."

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the last bus home, aka the night bus. the passengers tend to be wasted/high/asleep.

i missed the last train and had to get the damn drunkbus home. 2 fights and 3 hours later i made it back!

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