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Pendulosity 

1. The side to side movement of an object.
2. The state or quality of being Pendulous.
3. The Pendulosity Theorem. P=FM^2/t. Pendulosity Equals Force*Mass(Squared) Divided by time. This is in reference to the Pendulous Factors associated with Breasts.
1. Pam Andersons breasts may be large, but they lack Pendulosity due to their fake/firm nature.
2. The three boobed hooker in "Total Recall" has an amazingly unique Pendulosity factor.
Pendulosity by WpnsLdr July 28, 2010
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pendulosity 

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.
My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.
pendulosity by Matthew January 20, 2004

pendulosity 

noun | pen-dju-lahss-itty | pən\ ˈdyü-əl\ˈlȯs\ˈi-tē

: the tendency of moving from one extreme to the other :
Dale didn't get too upset about Trump's win; he knew the pendulosity of politics would eventually balance things out.
pendulosity by freshjive187 April 19, 2018

Breasticular Pendulosity

An affliction suffered by people with large Breasts for Women or "Manboobs" for Men. When running or even walking briskly, the aforementioned affliction will cause a profound pendulum effect which will cause the individual to appear almost intoxicated and sometimes cause them to fall over.

This is sometimes affectionately referred to as "Jiggly Boobism".
"Look at the Breasticular Pendulosity on those puppies!"

Pendulity 

When you get a shot in your ass, and one ass-cheek puffs up and swings lower than the other.
The pendulity of my ass is beyond compare. Ouch.
Pendulity by Pendula-Bum December 26, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026