Gordoed 

When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher

Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

Gordoed by Officially Official July 23, 2017

Gordoned 

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

“Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”

Gordoned by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

gordied 

To drink to excess while having a blast with your buddies.

It’s boyz night, time to get into the sauce and get absolutely gordied tonight.

gordied by AllThatJazzo December 19, 2018

Gordoned 

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

Gordoned by MIRZ March 30, 2008

gorded 

"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.

The other day I gorded. It was awesome.

gorded by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

gondoed 

a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

I went hiking and took a shat on the trail. I went to grab my toilet paper but realized that I left it back at the campsite. I got gondoed!

gondoed by Gondo Inc. June 1, 2016

Gordoned 

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked

Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.

Gordoned by Thomas December 14, 2003