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Pusstard 

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.
"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."
Pusstard by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.
“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican
An other word for uterus.

Comes from the movie "Hard Boiled".
From the movie: "I felt a baby in the pussary"
pussary by vixez August 20, 2010
Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.
1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."
pissard by Andy Burton December 27, 2008
Man, I really need my some pussada.
pussada by brian arliss August 8, 2003

Pussarella 

Kobey screamed like a girl when a piece of seaweed brushed his arm. What a pussarella.
Pussarella by Melaknee July 23, 2017