The bestest of the best last name in the entire world. The most fun, wacky, silly family ever. You will love this family and want to be part of it. Don’t fuck with us cause we will slit your throat.
One of the Passarelli’s twerked on a pig while drunk. Yee Yee Merica!
The act of having multiple boyfriends at a time, keeping each one for a short amount of time.
"I thought she was with Tim, but I watched her kiss Joe Friday?"
"She broke up with Tim a Sunday, now she's with Joe and Sam."
"Wow, she's totally being a Dakota Pascarella towards them. I wonder if they know."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"