sheepdog smoothie 

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.

“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”

sheepdog smoothie by Hough Januss June 9, 2018

Full Sheepdog

Living, breathing and bleeding all things law enforcement or military. Wears tactical clothing outside of work, gets tattoos related to being a protector. Never shuts off cop mode. Also seen heavily in police and military impersonators trying desperately to over compensate for the fact that they are not in the aforementioned professions.

Hey did you see Jim the other day? He had someone pulled over on the side of the road in his personal car on his day off. He's gone FULL SHEEPDOG.

Full Sheepdog by That-Polish-Guy October 8, 2019

sheepdog 

1. Certain special people, who watch over the rest of the people. The rest are called sheep. Sheepdogs prevent the 'wolves' or bad people/things from hurting the sheep. Sheepdogs understand violence is sometimes necessary in order to protect the sheep. The sheep really don't like the sheepdog. Sheep prefer to go along their merry way, oblivious to the perils of life. Sheep tolerate sheepdogs' existance in order to keep the wolves away.

1. Police, soldiers, firefighters. A Sheepdog protects sheep from wolves.

sheepdog by SmokenSmolder March 16, 2007

What am I, a sheepdog? 

Common phrase said when cut off and forced to awkwardly walk behind your friends rather than adjacent to them

*walking behind friends*
What am I, a sheepdog?

What am I, a sheepdog? by sheepdog12 November 14, 2012

sheepdog high 

The stage of an "under-the-influence" experience where one wanders in aimless circles for any given period of time, particularly around an object such as a couch or a table. This sort of perpetual, stoned circling looks much like a sheepdog's constant walk around a herd of animals. One who is affected by a sheepdog high is often too lost in thought (or dopamine) to notice their behavior, and therefore it continues until someone points out how weird they look or until the individual realizes it on their own.

"Greg was totally sheepdog high last night; he wandered around the coffee table for, like, twenty minutes before Steve asked him what the fuck he was doing."

"I got wayyy too baked last night, I kept sheepdoggin' around the living room for no reason."

sheepdog high by jadopotato November 4, 2009

Sheepdog Bern 

1. A Term for dancing with a mouthful of Democrat Bollucks, perfected by Bernie Sanders, who sheepdogs young voters into the democratic party.
2. Eating shit and giving a thumbs up 👍

Goddamn, all the kiddies today get down with the Sheepdog Bern! What happened to The Macarena?

Sheepdog Bern by Hot Dog Goblin March 13, 2021

shetland sheepdog 

A breed of dog similar to collies, but smaller.

Shetland sheepdogs look like small collies.

shetland sheepdog by awmm April 5, 2015