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A tall, homeless looking skeleton with an ugly goatee, manbun, and always wears the same American flag tank top. Literally every fucking day. Has not worn anything but shorts since December of 2017, and even that was like seeing Jesus’ second coming.

Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc.

The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
Person 1: “honestly bro, I’m sÃyin”
Person 2: “bro relax, you sound like a JAG”
Person 1: “why are you telling me this?”
JAG by Moist Cow August 15, 2019
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A slang for a British car Jaguar
1-Hey, I got a Jag
2-Wow, sure is a beautiful car
Jag by britishcarsrule March 21, 2011
A car built in Coventry, England by Jaguar Cars which is the only known cure for the pain of being a middle-aged man.
Man 1: Hey you look fantastic, so relaxed. Are you on Prozac?
Man 2: No man, I got my Jag.
Jag by Mot77 June 13, 2013
In the world of sports, JAG is the term for an average at best athlete, meaning, "Just A Guy."
Joe: "You think our first round pick will ever amount to anything?"

Bob: "No, sadly he is a JAG."
JAG by FartWaffles87 February 28, 2016
A term used in Hawaii- specifically Maui- to describe oneself when you are drunk, wasted
Man 1: Ho, Maika’i is sooo jag right now, he stay falling over

Man 2: I know!! He wen drink 5 beers already
Jag by Sofiasoulj September 14, 2019
Is that your Jag XKR?
Jag by EJL November 6, 2003