Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level
UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like
boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on social media, despite having no legitimate income, making them an easy target for the
police. In fact, the
police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their
time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.
Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into the other day? Tommy from
school bruv!
Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.
Frank, how can he afford all that
bruv?.
Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.
Frank: LOL.