1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.
(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.
A pathological disorder which compels its victims to trespass into charitable organizations and pretend to undertake tasks which have already been performed; to pretend to be doing something.
-Did you see that politician pretending to wash a pot that had already been washed at an impromptu photo option?
Yeah, I've learned he's going into rehab for a bad case of Ryanitis.
Bryanitis- A new recently discovered disease that affects the mental state this disease has no cure has a deathrate of 100% patient zero is know as Bryan Perez
Side effects : fucking your cousin, urge to fuck guys, retardness
I need a hospital I have the bryanitis
Have you guys heard of bryanitis that shits deadly
I’m tryna fuck my cousin oh shit I think I have a bad case of the bryanitis
Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.