Stinky Jack

The act of excreting feces out of one's anus into a jack o' lantern / normal pumpkin belonging to an innocent person.

1. That house was totally stinky jacked on halloween

2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible

Stinky Jack by Dino Susan October 31, 2009

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Jack "Stinky" Goddard

Jack is a famous business man most known for his work within Lelo's manufacturing and product testing facility. While Jack is still only 16 he has shown very promising traits similar to those of famous rapper Kanye East. Jack is also known within the Lelo scene by his nickname "Stinky". The reason behind this nickname would become overwhelmingly clear if you were to ever meet him in person.

"Hey did you hear about that incident in Lelo's product testing facility, apparently the tester will be out for at least a month"
"Oh yeah I did hear about that, apparently it was Jack "Stinky" Goddard!"

Jack "Stinky" Goddard by Jack Goddard October 18, 2020

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stinky jackpot

This is when a man is recieving oral sex while standing upright with one leg raised and his foot resting on a chair or the edge of a bed. Meanwhile, the person giving the oral sex is reaching between the other persons legs and catching his feces in their hand. The idea is that this resembles a person operating the lever of a slot machine and winning the jackpot, or in this case, a "stinky jackpot".

"My old lady hit the stinky jackpot last night!"

stinky jackpot by batboy802! September 22, 2009

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cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.

"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"

cutting the stanky jack by texting queen June 4, 2009

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Sticky Jackson

When a man cums on a twenty-dollar bill and has to go buy twenty dollars worth of condoms with the money he just came on.

After loosing a bet, Luluboy has to cum on a twenty-dollar bill and go buy condoms with the money he just came on. Hence the Sticky Jackson.

Sticky Jackson by Akida646 & Sgt Vil December 21, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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