Shiturkey 

A slip of the tounge if you call some one a shit.

you little shi...turkey. you little shiturkey

Shiturkey by fredredburger August 21, 2009

Shituke 

The act of shitting and puking at the same time.

Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.

Shituke by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014

shitskey 

A word used to describe whiskey you don't prefer.

"how come brandon thinks jack daniels is shitskey?"

shitskey by mavizzle August 29, 2009

Shurkey 

A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.

hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!

Shurkey by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021

sisturkey 

The female version of "broham".

Nathan Marcus Christie is my sisturkey!

sisturkey by hayleyy & nathannnnn! October 21, 2007

steturkeyal 

someone who doesnt steal and marry a turkey

Jordan is not a steturkeyal. He hates turkeys! He discriminates against them.

steturkeyal by awesomest person ever!!!!!!! November 26, 2009

shiture 

A photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has assues. (See definition of assues).

Dude A: I took a hella crap this morning. It was so big I had to take a shiture. Check it out (showing Dude B the evidence).

Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?

shiture by Ashland_rox March 2, 2010