Schlaff 

n; sh-laaf, To have exhaustion, tired, to go to sleep, word said at sleepy time,

I love havin' a schlaff on it, on me sin is definitely ready for a schlaff, Hi Martin! I had a great schlaff last night......schlaff

Schlaff by finninininininin August 19, 2009

sclaff 

When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.

"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"

sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023

Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

Akiva Schaffer by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009

Barf-a-schlarf 

1. Something is really gross.
2. Used for anything.
3. It is used for really random stuff too.

1. Mom: "Tonight we are having pizza"
Person: "EW! Barf-a-schlarf"

2. Teacher: "Today we will have a test in probability!"
Student: "BARF-A-SCHLARF"

Barf-a-schlarf by The Creator :) December 22, 2012

schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

schluff 

To go for a nap, or a short sleep

"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"

schluff by Rickolas May 11, 2007

Jon Schaffer 

Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.

Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.

Jon Schaffer by Mike L. Richard February 9, 2008