fetard 

Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.

"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."

fetard by SophieColine August 4, 2009

fetard 

a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies

When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!

fetard by G.B.Z.A. May 14, 2006

Fetard 

Short for "fucking retard".

I used to work like a fetard. Now i'll just work normal hours.

Fetard by Tearofdeception August 24, 2008

FEtard 

Any person who plays the Fire Emblem video game series, a series often abbreviated as "FE." FEtards are egregiously stupid fanboys that think any SRPG without the trademark "Fire Emblem" is instantly a rip-off and not worth even looking at.

"I call FE5 normal hard since a) it is and b) so I can call Elite mode "easy" because people get confused when you tell them elite mode is for wimps." - Random FEtard ramblings.

FEtard by Strawberry Nessiah September 8, 2008

fetard 

An insult that is a combination of "fat" and "retard". This is extremely offensive use with caution.

1st person: "That kid was so annoying to me I just couldn't stand it"

2nd person: "So what did you do?"

1st person: "I just called him a fetard that shut him up"

fetard by space_ranger March 6, 2018

Rucking Fetard 

Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.

Sarah Palin is a rucking fetard.

Rucking Fetard by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010

Rucking Fetard 

A play on the word Fucking Retard. Epic username. An example of a classic twist is Mucking Foron.

Bob :: Hi I'm Bob.
Jake :: Meh.
Bob :: So whats up?
Jake :: Meh
Bob :: Rucking Fetard.

Jake :: Meh, Meh

Rucking Fetard by mobinga June 14, 2011