Cuntfused 

As clueless as a woman

im so fucking cuntfused

Cuntfused by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007

cuntfused 

Confused because you are a woman.

"That woman with the power tool was very cuntfused."

cuntfused by thethirdhnc July 29, 2009

cuntfused 

guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.

"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"

cuntfused by daisy21 December 8, 2007

cuntfused 

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

cuntfused by Leah October 19, 2003

cuntfused 

Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.

"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.

cuntfused by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016

cuntfused 

adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.

fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"

cuntfused by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008

cuntfused 

You are cuntfused. Because you are calling the wrong person a cunt.

You, yourself just may be the Cunt.

Cuntfused.

cuntfused by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013