cumdinger 

people who's cum is like the liquid that leaks through the garbage bags

Kristine has cumdinger

cumdinger by jeffy bob July 22, 2009

cumdodger 

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.

I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!

cumdodger by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

Hogpen Humdinger by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

Cumminnerbutt 

No worries.

Joey: Where should I take my girlfriend to dinner tonight?
Jake: Just chill and figure it out when she gets here man - seriously, cumminnerbutt.

Cumminnerbutt by Chris (the sexy one) December 13, 2010

humdinger 

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

humdinger by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

Humdinger Speedbag by G-manicus September 15, 2010

cumslinger 

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

cumslinger by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008