cumsnorter

A junkie homo known as De La Paz (type 2) that collects cum from used condoms, leaves it to dry then grinds it up to a fine powder and snorts it through a straw.

De La Paz snorts dried cum and farts it out as cream.

cumsnorter by shocker of your mum's cunt March 16, 2004

Cumsnorter

A person that is often seen snorting the sperm of a male.

"Alex is a cumsnorter"

Cumsnorter by sad, fat and lonely May 3, 2020

Cumforter 

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

Cumforter by nofx9019 March 24, 2010

Cumforter 

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

Cumforter by icwish February 11, 2010

CumSnort 

1. A CumSnort is an action that occurs while a woman is giving a guy a blow job and as the guy cums in the back of her throat, he says something hysterically funny and she snorts the the hot cum out of her nose like snot. Think of a reversed snarling dragon

2. CumSnort can also be an instance where a person has a fetish of lining up their own or their partner's cum into rails or bumps, much like cocaine, and inhaling the rails through their nostrils.

I said the funniest shit to my girlfriend when she was giving me head and as I cum in her mouth she will CumSnort my shit back at me like a snot rocket.

I was at this party and I saw this guy named Big Gay pour shots of cum out of a shot glass on to a glass topped coffee table and CumSnort it up his nose with a cut plastic straw... What a sick fuck

CumSnort by seersuckerfucker May 28, 2009

cumshooter 

a person who can force out his semen strongly.

The girl likes to sleep with cumshooters only.

cumshooter by uttam maharjan July 16, 2010

cumforter 

The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.

cumforter by Mat123abcyallknowme August 11, 2010