Poopcandle

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire

Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"

Poopcandle by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009

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Poonhandler

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.

Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.

Poonhandler by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016

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Poopcandle • poopcastle • pooplander

poop candle

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.

Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.

poop candle by one leg out the box January 16, 2012

poopcastle

A castle made of poop.

girl: Did you go to the beach?

Ted: No, but I made a poopcastle.

poopcastle by Poopcastle July 13, 2011

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pooplander

1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. Example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your butt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the anal region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.

1.)I did it last month. It's someone elses turn to clean the friggin' pooplander this time. 2.)Holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! That's the second pooplander in a row!

pooplander by Comkind November 9, 2007

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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