Guy Mode

When a guy is very horny, he goes into what some of us know as "guy mode". It's basically the regular deal with guys, i.e. the periscope coming out to play and generally being un-useful and in the way (for those of us who never get some). Women: this thing is fucking PAINFUL in tight pants. Just so you know.

Someone experiencing "Guy Mode" may be thinking along the lines of the words to a popular Beatles song:

I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me ...

Guy Mode by Thepower April 3, 2009

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Guy Mode

What your boyfriend goes into when you talk to him.

Bob: Damn, I can't stop thinking about Stacy! I'm in total guy mode. My pants hurt.

Guy Mode by guymodelol June 3, 2009

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guy mode

when a guy is talking to his gf/mom/sister who is talking about shopping or some other unpleasant topic, and he just nods and says something simple

girl: and i found the absolutely perfect prom dress! it was strappless with blue sequins....
guy: yup it sounds great
girl: and you will be getting a tux.....
guy: yup sounds great *nods.

Next day....
guy: wow she just wouldn't stop talking
guy 2: looks like u went into guy mode majorly

guy mode by kay77687 July 13, 2010

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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