No Dick 

A phrase that can be used to argue against anything and cannot be refuted.

1. "Would you be cool with it if I dated your ex-girlfriend?"

"No Dick"

2. "I just love guys who spray tan"

"No Dick"

3. "We need you to come in to work on Saturday"

"No Dick"

No Dick by Flyalla April 6, 2010

No Dick 

no dick when mike g. harr wishes wishes he got laid by ellen but it would never happen

Mike and Ellen were at ellens when ellen said he has no dick

No Dick by Mike G. H February 18, 2009

No dick 

A man that is very cowardly and a pussy and sucks gay cock and is most likely gay.

Bro you are acting like a no dick.

No dick by Bignutti January 17, 2019

no dick

lmao its ben a min. but there's no dick for that.

that bitch smells like ass and pussy; butt

shit

no dick

no dick by Gangstaaboogie April 27, 2026

No Dick Bostwick 

When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.

Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.

No Dick Bostwick by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021

No dick, no nuts 

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

No dick, no nuts by whamcity August 29, 2012

No dick December 

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

No dick December by Bawston69 October 31, 2019