Example #1:
Person #1: "Can't make it
today, my girl's keeping me
busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."
Example #2:
On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men,
get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"
Example #
3:
"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."
Example #
4:
Person #1: "What's popping,
bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much,
just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"