A false and ficticious name for the always classic mullet. This term was created one evening between two college room-mates /soul-mates if you prefer, over a bottle of Boones Farm and during commerical breaks for the television show "Small Wonder." Larmouse was a term created to brainwash unsuspecting farm boys who simply don't know any better than to trust the big butt and a smile.
Hey Tiki, bet you a bottle of Boones Farm I can "Larmouse" that farm boy tonight!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).