Hazelnutting

When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)

My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.

Hazelnutting by Basstard May 10, 2015

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Hatenutting

The act of ejaculating to a character in media or person you hate.

John: "I just read this one hentai with Mami in it. It was so hot, I nutted so hard"
Sam: "but I thought you hated Mami?"
John: "It's called hatenutting Sam, smh"

Hatenutting by 1%M1LK January 22, 2021

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Hazelnuting

When you pull someones ear hard as a joke

Imogen was being annoying so I hazelnuted her
Hazelnuting is not painful so suck it up

Hazelnuting by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

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Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off

She was hazel-nutting him good

Hazel-Nutting by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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