laxative 

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

laxative by yorrick hunt February 3, 2008

laxative 

self-inflected diarrhea

took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am

laxative by allygurl829 June 3, 2009

Laxative 

the edible that makes you shit it all out

man i think he put a laxative in my lunch i am stuck in the bathroom for the next 69 hours

Laxative by dhar woman June 4, 2022

laxative 

substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.

dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.

laxative by sr716 June 30, 2009

LAXative 

Something that can be consumed to make your lacrosse game flow more smoothly

I took a laxative last night before the championship game and I scored 18 goals!

LAXative by Papabear28 May 30, 2009

Laxative 

Laxative's are for stubborn people.

You're so full of shit, I'll buy you a laxative for Christmas.

Laxative by A shitty person March 4, 2021

Laxative 

The antimatter of Imodium

Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.

Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.

Joe: Oh.

Laxative by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010