Hym "Yeah, no, there's definitely one swollen next to my jawline on the right and one behind my ear. Lymph nodes. See, this is what you like to do. You like to conflate calling in to question whether or not a thing is the case, my incredulity, or hyperbole with 'lying' to justify what you're doing without having to actually engage with the things I say. Pathetic."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"